The White House claims Trump’s tan is down to “good genes” – 16 hilarious pisstakes
When people were musing aloud on how Donald Trump still has his usual – albeit bright orange – tan, even though it’s the middle of winter, the White House claimed it’s simply down to good genes.
White House says Trump's tan is the result of "good genes": report https://t.co/RxtH7H2REb pic.twitter.com/FHBQ0I0ALi
— The Hill (@thehill) February 3, 2019
Since no genes in the history of humanity have made a person orange with white rings around their eyes, some pretty heavy pisstaking was inevitable – and here it is.
1.
It's only good genes if his mother was big bird and his father was a radioactive satsuma. https://t.co/JWYxnopoWz
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 3, 2019
2.
There is no Clan Oompa Loompa. https://t.co/8qI5JUULyd
— Ross Colquhoun (@rosscolquhoun) February 3, 2019
3.
Listen – most of us figure the Orange tint is tanning lamp usage gone awry and don’t really care about his manscaping choices.
But there is no reason for the @potus White House to reference eugenics — much less with this person’s history of racism and in this political moment. https://t.co/wgEExkPwHA
— Christine Pelosi (@sfpelosi) February 3, 2019
4.
Two men named Gene apply his bronzer. https://t.co/4vvxQCIwBC
— neontaster (@neontaster) February 3, 2019
5.
Half man half Jaffa Cake https://t.co/u6o3JfRJvH
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) February 3, 2019
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https://twitter.com/docrocktex26/status/1092059043391332352
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Well, in that case the skin around his eyes has got different fucking genes https://t.co/GehALKVBvJ
— Her Holiness Pope Mrs Trellis, the 1st (@theonlywayisup) February 3, 2019
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The well-documented Scottish tan https://t.co/8YJNwfY3tu
— Amy Dickinson (@AskingAmy) February 4, 2019
