Someone has created the perfect takedown of that annoying Peloton exercise bike ad campaign
Since the year started, our TV ad breaks have been stuffed with messages about products aimed at making us slimmer, sleeker, more toned and fitter. Of all the campaigns, the most irritating must be the one for the Peloton exercise bike system which allows you to join a virtual cycling club from the comfort of your own home. Comedian Clue Heywood noticed that the homes in question all seemed to be suspiciously opulent.
Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
I had my carpenter build a $9,000 finished wood riser for my Peloton bike in my glass-enclosed zen garden/home gym pic.twitter.com/VJSOjctYtO
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
I put my Peloton bike in the center of the panoramic living room window in my New York penthouse pic.twitter.com/ol0B3Kavif
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
When we visited my parents for Christmas I had to put my Peloton bike right in the living room, they didn’t have a home gym or a conservatory or anything ugh pic.twitter.com/iuPSriUjmO
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
A good place for your Peloton bike is between your kitchen and your living room facing the cactus garden so you always remember virtual spin class pic.twitter.com/PNFMp3kwM1
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
I took my Peloton bike to Europe and used it on the balcony of our $2,000/night Airbnb and honestly I felt like I was flying over London, you should try it pic.twitter.com/sVjdO78MRV
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
I have a Peloton at home, at work, and also one placed by the ocean-facing living room windows of our four bedroom beach cottage pic.twitter.com/F21Y1f7eop
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
Probably the worst thing about putting a Peloton bike in my spotless huge kitchen is when my dumb kid interrupts the workout. Where is Consuela? She has one job! pic.twitter.com/KYL5l1zTst
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
Sometimes I’ll move the Peloton bike into our gallery so I can spend time with my half gay husband while he reads Architectural Digest wearing combat boots pic.twitter.com/jdBWowR4z3
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
My bright and airy sunroom is a great place for the Peloton bike. I leave the arcadia door ajar so I feel like I’m actually riding a bicycle…outside! pic.twitter.com/q7k7FVlAcT
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
My Peloton is in the living room because it’s my favorite work of art aside from the turquoise marble peacock I keep in the fireplace. pic.twitter.com/fQyaK7PIjM
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
The picture windows at our chalet provide breathtaking views from the Peloton bike. In the living room set behind it, all you can see is the Peloton bike. pic.twitter.com/JwSPtsao8L
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
Sometimes I let the nanny ride my Peloton. But the solarium is my space, so she only can ride in the garage and only when she’s disciplining my children. pic.twitter.com/bJFYuTFBag
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019
