Food retailers have warned about No Deal Brexit shortages – our 15 favourite reactions
9.
No Meal Brexit. https://t.co/mowSNld0nu
— Aidan Kelly (@AidanKelly4) January 28, 2019
10.
Someone in my replies saying they won't be affected by food shortages cos they live near Asda which is an American company…
Are folk really this thick?
— Taylor (@dtaylor5633) January 26, 2019
11.
What is BBC News' obsession with talking to people in markets about Brexit? One cabbage-buyer has just stated "it will do the country good to go without for a little while. Make them appreciate what they've had."
What, like employment rights, human rights, food and medicine?
— Sim●n Littlefield (@SimoLittlefield) January 28, 2019
12.
me: oh god after brexit there'll be no food I'll have to resort to cannibalism
them: there'll still be locally grown turnips and kale
me: oh god I'll have to eat human flesh
them: I said there will still be ..
me: I would eat your arm— joe (@mutablejoe) January 28, 2019
13.
why not just punch our own teeth out to get a warm nostalgia about the having-teeth era
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) January 28, 2019
14.
Pah! What do these people know about food supply and prices?! I’d rather trust someone who knows about these things like Boris Johnson. #ProjectFear https://t.co/JXUCMmnVCO
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1090012660995899394
Comedy writer and Brexit watcher, James Felton, has spotted the silver lining in all this.
Eyes on the prize, lads, we're gonna be the first country to win a Darwin Award. Eyes on the prize.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 28, 2019
That must be what they meant by sunlit uplands.