James Blunt wins Twitter yet again with the perfect reply to this prurient question
James Blunt’s Twitter skills are legendary, and he’s just come up with another classic…
Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards. https://t.co/Jap41IHg4Z
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 26, 2019