People are sharing the nicknames they give their pets and it’s today’s loveliest thread
It turns out that the name people give their pets isn’t actually, you know, the name they called their pet.
We know this because people have been taking to Twitter to share their pets’ names – and what they really call them.
Not only are they very funny, it might also be today’s loveliest thread. Here are the best.
my dog's name is cooper.
i call him–
i use sweetboy the most.
i call this mfer "cooper" exactly 7% of the time.
— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) January 23, 2019
My cat’s name was Pasha.
I called her
— Nichole ✨✨✨ (@tnwhiskeywoman) January 23, 2019
My cat's name is Ginny.
I call her
and ARE YOU SERIOUS?!https://t.co/6MuXSOPCNV
— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) January 23, 2019
My cat's name is Finn.
I call him
My baby boy!!
and STOPEATINGTHEDONUTS!!! https://t.co/2REn9jZdIi
— Yolanda Machado (@SassyMamainLA) January 23, 2019
my cat's name is pantalaimon.
I call him
the keeeeeeetty https://t.co/Xc0gwpJ1nq
— Rachel Heine (@RachelHeine) January 23, 2019
my guinea pig's name is Francis
I can him:
toothless wonder (one of his teeth fell out after he had an unfortunate fall)
lil shit https://t.co/s4KvKgyriL
— new and improved katie (@myfairKT) January 23, 2019
— Carli Velocci (@velocciraptor) January 23, 2019
My cat’s name is Benny. I call him:
— Cari Luna (@cari_luna) January 23, 2019
My dogs name is Luna.
I call her:
— Luna Stan Account (@HometownVenus) January 23, 2019
My cat's name is Beetlejuice. I call him:
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 23, 2019
My dog's name is Cesare.
I call him:
Chesterson Mayfield III
— SalamanderHamilton (@BalthazarBlakee) January 23, 2019
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