Brexiteer James Dyson is sucking off to Singapore and these are the only takedowns you need
Brexit-backing James Dyson has shown just how much faith he has in Britain after it leaves the EU … by moving his company’s headquarters to Singapore.
James Dyson believes in Brexit so much he is upping sticks and moving company to Singapore
— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) January 22, 2019
People weren’t entirely impressed, as you might imagine. Here are our 15 favourite things people had to say about it.
1.
Hi I’m James Dyson
I think Brexit is great
Anyway, I’ll just stand over here
On the other side of the world
‘Future-proofing’, y’know
But you kids carry on
Brexiting
Marvellous idea
Stiff upper lip
It’ll be a great show
— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) January 22, 2019
2.
James @Dyson I hope you get posted through one of your over enthusiastic hand dryers & then sucked into the tiny dust collector on your shitty vacuum cleaner. You’re a dishonest coward & as far as I’m concerned this is now a Dyson free household. #Brexit
— Marcoooos! (@marcusbrig) January 22, 2019
3.
Turns out that a Dyson isn’t just bagless, but spineless too.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) January 22, 2019
4.
In 1918 the Hoover company of Ohio developed the slogan “A Hoovered Home is as clean as it looks” and now the brand is synonymous with action of vacuum cleaning.
In 2019 the word Dyson became synonymous with the words “hypocritical greedy twat.”
— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) January 22, 2019
5.
Need a moral vacuum? Get a Dyson
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) January 22, 2019
6.
With friends like Dyson, Brexiteers don’t really need enemies. https://t.co/4mT112VPFJ
— Andrew Neil (@afneil) January 22, 2019
7.
Dyson, Feb 2017: “Dyson’s exporting strength and commitment to creating jobs in Britain is a real success story that demonstrates the opportunity that our plan to create a truly global Britain can present.”
Dyson, Jan 2019: Moves HQ to Singapore…
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 22, 2019
8.
Brexiters to public:
“Back the UK, believe in Britain”Brexiters to accountants:
“GET ME TO SINGAPORE IMMEDIATELY. I WANT TO BE HUNDREDS OF FUCKING MILES AWAY ME FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE THING I SAID WOULD BE GREAT.” https://t.co/TLcFUDeR6a— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 22, 2019