Simply 13 Theresa May jokes to help take the edge off the chaos consuming us all
After losing the Commons vote on her Brexit deal – as everyone expected her to do – Theresa May won the vote of no confidence brought by Jeremy Corbyn (as everyone expected her to do).
The so-called prime minister later gave a statement outside Downing Street in which she announced absolutely bugger all.
It’s time for us to come together, put the national interest first – and deliver on the referendum. pic.twitter.com/PJiVdCWYeT
— Theresa May (@theresa_may) January 17, 2019
As everyone expected her to do.
Anyway, here are 13 jokes to take the edge off the chaos enveloping the country right now.
Thirty months after the Brexit referendum, and two months before Brexit, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom this evening went outside 10 Downing Street to ask other politicians to tell her what to do.
— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) January 16, 2019
God I can't wait until I never have to listen to Theresa May again.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) January 16, 2019
Recap: there’s no parliamentary majority for Theresa May’s deal, there’s no parliamentary majority for no deal, there’s no parliamentary majority for no Brexit, there’s no parliamentary majority for another referendum, and there’s no parliamentary majority for another government.
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) January 16, 2019
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 16, 2019
So @jeremycorbyn won’t talk unless No Deal is ‘off the table’ & won’t decide about a referendum but wants to keep it ‘on the table’. Perhaps it would help if he just got rid of the table?
— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) January 16, 2019
God grant me the confidence to face the biggest defeat in Parliament for a Prime Minister since 1924 having called a general election where I lost my majority, and then use a national address specifically to criticise the leader of the opposition
— Martin Belam (@MartinBelam) January 16, 2019
“Overwhelmingly the Bitish public want us to get on with delivering Brexit,” says Theresa May, who just wasted more than a month putting off a vote she knew she couldn’t win.
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) January 16, 2019