These 15 dumb things people did as kids will make you fear for humanity
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When I was 4, I stuffed a quarter sized sponge up my nose and didn’t tell anybody, my mom said I smelled so bad she couldn’t even hug me, so a month went by and she finally took me to the hospital and they had to pull it out and it quadrupled in size and was moldy
— Angelica Lopez (@_AngelicaJasmin) December 11, 2018
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I was sat on the grass and started playing with some stones. They were super soft and I spent ages pulling them apart and squishing them.
It was rabbit droppings.— Beth Middleton (@Beth_Middletonn) December 11, 2018
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when I was three I mashed an entire stick of butter on the dining room table in the middle of the night and woke my parents up by whispering "the butter is mashed" in their ear
— kass ♡ (@____kassi____) December 11, 2018
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I wasn’t old enough to bake cookies so I’d chew up bread, form it into a cookie, put PB and sprinkles on top and sell them to my friends for a quarter. I finally told one of them the recipe and felt so bad I gave her a plate full for free. She ate them anyway.
— Maddie (@madisontewers) December 11, 2018
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Someone made fun of me crying so I went home and put L’Oreal no tears shampoo in my eyes
— sarah marr (@sarmrr) December 11, 2018
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1. When I was 5 I stuck beads up my nose to be like the big kids who had piercings, which had to be surgically removed.
2. A week later; pierced my nose with a staple gun. More surgery.
3. Used permanent markers to cover myself in tattoos, to go with my super-cool pierced nose— Vicky (@sun_shi_n_e) December 11, 2018
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When I was like 6, my mum was giving me a bath, and she had to leave the room for a second so she told me not to leave the bath under any circumstances. So I didn’t. Not even when I farted and a turd came out and floated around with me in the tub
— rat (@hotlinehomo) December 11, 2018
We couldn’t help but admire this one for the half-formed scientific thinking backing it up.
I used to dump cups of water on the ground outside hoping it would evaporate then rain so I wouldn’t have to go to dive practice
— Kendall (@KendaallCook) December 11, 2018
On the bright side, if these people have survived to adulthood, anything is possible.
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