Simply 19 jokes about the Brexit vote to make the chaos a tiny bit more manageable
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*picks up Theresa May's deal* But does this spark joy?
— Zing Tsjeng (@misszing) January 15, 2019
12.
52 – 48: THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
432 – 202: Have another crack in a few days— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 15, 2019
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So here we go, a desktop machine that kicks Boris Johnson in the balls 350m times a week. It has two options, automatic battery power or a very satisfying manual option for kicking Boris Johnson in the balls yourself.
If anyone from Dragon's Den wants to invest DM me. pic.twitter.com/Wv2g39WtgK— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 15, 2019
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I like her badge though pic.twitter.com/8cxX6mP1hs
— Matt Leys (@mattleys) January 16, 2019
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Theresa May v Parliament pic.twitter.com/pPZYZKmHUJ
— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 15, 2019
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Theresa May and the remaining Tories that support her pic.twitter.com/CKZ578Rbic
— niggathée chalamet (@hanxine) January 15, 2019
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If she’s planning on kicking the cat she can think again… https://t.co/z5xGUQz3LY
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 15, 2019
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Ready for Brexit! pic.twitter.com/R7O42U7Aj1
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) January 15, 2019
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If mr and mrs Miliband had spent a few hours teaching him to fucking chew then none of this would be happening
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 15, 2019
To conclude …
I don't want to confuse you with technical language about the Brexit vote but basically nobody knows what the fuck happens now.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) January 15, 2019
