Simply 19 jokes about the Brexit vote to make the chaos a tiny bit more manageable

As you’ll no doubt know by now, Theresa May faces a vote of no confidence today after she suffered an historic Commons defeat over her so-called deal to leave the EU.

MPs rejected her deal by 230 votes – the largest defeat for a sitting government in history.

To take your mind off the total and utter chaos we’re all facing right now, these 21 jokes about the vote should help.

1.

Me shouting at my phone when it doesn’t recognise my thumb print #BrexitVote pic.twitter.com/zUjoSAVzOy

— Tom Bellingham (@TommyWTF1) January 15, 2019

2.

When you’re at a party and you spend four hours unsure how to leave, that’s called a Brexit.

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) January 15, 2019

3.

Evening all https://t.co/oOQch7BPnC

— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) January 15, 2019

4.

Well… that went well #brexitdeal pic.twitter.com/o8X6R8wEVY

— JOE Politics (@PoliticsJOE_UK) January 15, 2019

5.

If you're wondering whether now's the time to call in a drone-sighting over Westminster, you could do a lot worse

— Marina Hyde (@MarinaHyde) January 15, 2019

6.

Beautifully timed bus drives by reporter during a live broadcast on #Brexit.

Video via @nigel_james1980 pic.twitter.com/1We1XFBIjG

— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) January 15, 2019

7.

BREAKING: Brexit.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 15, 2019

8.

Theresa May: “Who wants to Brexit with me?”
432 MPs: pic.twitter.com/eolFec5XZk

— IJHTCT (@AliquamScripto) January 15, 2019

9.

the fourth went home alone pic.twitter.com/cEXspka7hl

— Henry Mance (@henrymance) January 15, 2019

10.

Is it possible to go even more into the EU so we actually have no UK government at all? Cos I’m voting for that. #hardremain

— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) January 15, 2019