This Times piece about Boris Johnson and third marriages is so cringeworthy David Baddiel was very rude about it indeed
With Boris Johnson rumoured to be set to marry for a third time – to former Tory spin doctor Carrie Symonds – William Cash wrote about it for the Times.
David Baddiel’s read it and didn’t think too much of it. In fact, he reckons … well, have a read for yourself.
It’s entirely possible that William Cash’s piece adorably, in his own mind, supporting Boris Johnson’s decision to marry for the third time is the cuntiest piece of writing @TheTimes has ever published. pic.twitter.com/mh3K4c5TXW
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 15, 2019
And just in case you haven’t read it, here’s the bit that Baddiel attached to his tweet to back up his theory.
You know what, we think he might have a point.
And God forbid that his child-bride should knock up hats for *ordinary* people.
— Lissa Evans (@LissaKEvans) January 15, 2019
Yes. My Cuntar was up at the phrase “society milliner.” And then kept on pinging all the way through #ElizabethHurleysnannysbunkbed #myBelgianprivateequityfriend #mypalJayMcInerny #TheCrackerfromCaracas
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 15, 2019
Wow. And that’s a very high bar.
— dog (@dogsbollards) January 15, 2019
I agree. But I think the cunty biscuit got taken with “The Cracker from Caracas.”
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 15, 2019
I think your use of the word “cuntiest” is very charitable David. Top marks for restraint.
— Raymond Hogg (@RaymondHogg4) January 15, 2019
This should be kept in A & E departments as an instant emetic.
— Lissa Evans (@LissaKEvans) January 15, 2019
This new Alan Partridge book looks hilarious.
— Harry John White (@HarryJohnWhite) January 15, 2019
To conclude …
It's a tough category but I agree, I think you've found it: https://t.co/shJKA9gnP0
— Shaun Keaveny (@shaunwkeaveny) January 15, 2019