You won’t believe why a council has got it in for cheese toasties

In a move straight out of the “health and safety gone mad” playbook, Bristol Council has announced that it is refusing a licence for a van to sell cheese toasties in the park, as a measure to prevent the development of motorcycle gangs.

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Apparently, cheese toastie vans lead to truancy – truancy leads to anti-social behaviour – anti-social behaviour leads to motorcycle gangs. It’s like Bristol Council is the anti-Yoda.

Of course, piss-taking has been happening.

Writer, Rachel Hawkins, asked the question on all our minds.

Source: Bristol Post