This text from a 14-year-old shows that teenagers speak a different language

When writer and photographer, Aaron Reynolds – the man behind @swear_trek and @effinbirds, got a virtual assistant to read out the text from his 14-year-old, the list of emojis kind of went on a bit.

This is what it’s like to get texts from my fourteen year old while driving. pic.twitter.com/s8949bmgZI

— Aaron Reynolds (@aaronreynolds) January 9, 2019

We’re not even sure what it means. It certainly struck a chord with some people.

https://twitter.com/babycubtae/status/1083132951817261060

"Would you like to reply?" A crying-laughing face. Fourteen rolling-on-the-floor-laughing faces. A cat grinning face. A poo emoji. https://t.co/cmtmvtsQfO

— Andrew Brandt (@threatresearch) January 9, 2019

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The "35 emoji" must be the key to all of this. Fuck, we're gonna need to call in Tom Hanks.

— Mike Salvia (@mortrager) January 9, 2019

One Twitter user had a great idea.

I’m going to let my 13 yo listen to it and I’ll let you know what it means.

— AngryJewess (@CarreyMartnRock) January 9, 2019

It’s the only way.

H/T: Twitter Moments