11 savage burns on Ted Cruz for saying his beard makes him look like a rabbi

Republican senator, Ted Cruz, who is definitely not the Zodiac Killer, has recently begun sporting a beard – which is definitely not a disguise. There’ve been a few comments about his new look, including one apparently made by a rabbi and related to the senator.

This statement – which definitely isn’t totally made up by Ted Cruz – attracted the attention of some actual rabbis, and they had this to say.

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It wasn’t just rabbis who chipped in.
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Columnist, Molly Jong-Fast, spelt it out for him.


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