“Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever done a wee next to?” – 18 flushed responses
12. Awkward
Late 90's, thought I was being discreet having a wee down an alley when a door next to me burst open & the 'King of Pop' himself, Michael Jackson, emerged. He'd just been to see Oliver at the Palladium & was using a fire exit to avoid fans. We briefly made eye contact.
— Patrick Dalton (@shitlondon) January 8, 2019
13. This gets better with each tweet
David Blunkett
— Graeme Bandeira (@GraemeBandeira) January 8, 2019
And dog
— Graeme Bandeira (@GraemeBandeira) January 8, 2019
Even better banter he came in and said "drug squad" – legend
— Graeme Bandeira (@GraemeBandeira) January 8, 2019
14. It is unusual
Once had a wee between Tom Jones and Roger Daltrey. Jones’ minders were quite intimidating.
— Señor Blanco (@BlancoSenor) January 8, 2019
15. Political commentary at its best
She wasn't in it at the time, but I did have a wee in Mrs Thatcher's private loo at no 10 when she was in office and I accidentally on purpose, forgot to flush.
— Sally Ronaldson (@milonfred) January 8, 2019
16. Was he a dribbler?
George Best
— Martin Cookson (@mcookie123) January 8, 2019
17. Run DMWee, amirite?
All of Run DMC. At a Tribe Called Quest gig. Just me at first, then they came in and we’re all lined up at the urinal, one of them says ‘can I kick it?’. Everyone else answers ‘yes you can’ while we pissed together. Easily my favourite toilet experience ever.
— Gavin Woods (@WoodmanGav) January 8, 2019
18. Must be tricky peeing while wearing a codpiece
I had a piss next to David Mitchell in the London Studios. He was dressed in full Upstart Crow dublet and hose. Put me right off.
— Joel (@JoelBabyTweets) January 8, 2019
Empire magazine writer, Chris Hewitt, who undoubtedly meets a lot of celebrities, had this to say.
The thought of doing a wee at a urinal gives me The Shakes. Cubicles only, and if a celebrity happens to be in there, well, so be it.
— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) January 8, 2019
And this exchange was funny because it’s true.
The entire world is waiting for a Russian to say Donald Trump.
— Darren Boyle 🇮🇪🇪🇺 (@misterscoop) January 8, 2019
He said 'next to' , not 'on'.
— Lawrence 707 (@BLOG7O7LOL) January 8, 2019
