This guy shared the 10 schoolboy errors made by the work experience chap with no common sense
We’re grateful to a guy called Kaleb Harmon who went on Twitter to talk about the work experience guy who, he said, was supremely confident but seriously lacking in some other important departments.
We have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount of confidence to the point of arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount of common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.
— K. Alex (@k_alex_h) July 19, 2018
And they really are worth sharing in full.
1.
James impressed the office by catching 15 cheese puffs in a row in his mouth that someone brought in. He then asked to go home because he forgot he was lactose intolerant.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
2.
James once typed a letter that was supposed to be handwritten in the “Informal Roman” font because he didn’t think anyone would notice.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
3.
James asked a woman when she was due. When she told him she wasn’t pregnant, to avoid an awkward silence, James responded with “Oh. Wow.”
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
4
James announced his arrival to the office one day by saying “Whaddup, my N-words!” Not the racial slur. Literally “n-words”. The office is predominantly black. James very much is not.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
5.
James made a pot of coffee with milk instead of water because he didn’t know what “coffee with milk” meant.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
6.
James isn’t allowed to do door-to-door canvassing anymore because he kept asking every house he went to if he could “borrow a beer”.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
7.
James has never been to Chipotle because one of his friends convinced hm you have to order in Spanish and he doesn’t speak any Spanish.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
8.
I’m not sure James knows what his major is because he’s told me 4 different ones.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
9.
To his credit, James has a pretty incredible singing voice. Unfortunately, he’s only ever used it for renditions of “Careless Whisper” by George Michaels and Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” with dirty lyrics.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
10.
James failed to realize that, even on Casual Friday, American flag tank tops still weren’t appropriate office attire. When we asked him to change, he came back in a tank top and tennis shoes because he thought his flip flops were the issue.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 19, 2018
Someone wondered how the hell he got the role in the first place.
I want to know what he said in his interview to get that job
— A L O H A (@OkayButLikeWhy) July 20, 2018
Except James is totally useless. Far from it, in fact.
I’ll give him credit. He’s a phenomenal writer. Our mistake was letting him do literally anything else besides writing.
— Kaleb Harmon (@KalebAHarmon) July 20, 2018
Maybe there’s a pattern developing.
I mean – to be fair to James – we have people with far less common sense than James running countries these days. ♀️
— Tina Lemon (@TinaLemonWrites) July 21, 2018
And one thing we can all agree on.
PLEASE KEEP THESE COMING
— Bobsters (@Bobtastiik) July 20, 2018
And if you’re feeling sorry for James, there’s really no need – he’s now a multimillionaire (probably).
