18 complaints about dining out that make perfect Smiths album titles
With titles like “Strangeways, Here We Come” and “The Queen is Dead”, it’s fair to say that The Smiths’ album names could be seen as a little pretentious. When Twitter user, Manytypesoftea suggested an unusual method for generating new album titles for them, it seemed as though she might have hit on something. Suggestions flooded in – and they seemed pretty feasible.
This is the tweet that started the avalanche of titles.
Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about the last dining experience you had outside of your home. Mine is The Potatoes Weren't All I Expected
— Manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) January 5, 2019
These are the 18 most convincing titles.
1.
I Should Not Have Had to Ask For Ketchup https://t.co/w0aTqpFYQd
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) January 6, 2019
2.
I Chose The Wrong Pudding. https://t.co/DZnkDzfU08
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 6, 2019
3.
The Vegetables Were A Little Dry… https://t.co/qCPQCY9TmC
— amanda abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) January 5, 2019
4.
The lights were red and it was too dark to see the plate https://t.co/d9in0hqbUO
— Rubber Bandits (@Rubberbandits) January 6, 2019
5.
I Should’ve Requested Diablo https://t.co/oSfWC2yspj
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 6, 2019
6.
Red Robin Is Inconsistent About Their Bottomless Steak Fries Policy https://t.co/cZoEmOyza0
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) January 6, 2019
7.
I Ordered Sweet Tea But This Is Regular Tea https://t.co/IJUntoxjYi
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) January 6, 2019
8.
The Smiths: Enjoyment of My Cocktail Was Somewhat Soured By The Bartender’s Very Incorrect Opinion That “Man Of Steel” Is The Best Superhero Movie https://t.co/zOplnivA89
— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) January 6, 2019
9.
They Should Have Taken It Out Of The Fridge Earlier. https://t.co/x7qycrMRbu
— Tim Downie (@TimDownie1) January 5, 2019
