18 hilarious reactions to Trump’s bald border guards
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Despite being guest of honour at a Kojak party, Trump forgot to remove his hair piece… pic.twitter.com/8ATy2Gj3n2
— Sue Nelson (@ScienceNelson) January 3, 2019
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Every day, four adult human males must sacrifice all their hair to feed their leader’s insatiable wig habit. pic.twitter.com/Fl56K2dcU8
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) January 3, 2019
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four bald guys hanging out pic.twitter.com/76AhoytxI8
— Gavin Purcell (@gavinpurcell) January 3, 2019
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I was okay being a lumpy bald guy until this came up on my feed. WTF, does Trump make every hanger-on shave his heads and stand next to him so that the orange meringue slice on his head can better pretend to be hair? pic.twitter.com/oH9OBCbihv
— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 3, 2019
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‘Pelosi’s grabbing all the attention. Get me four bald guys and the biggest can of hairspray you can find.’ pic.twitter.com/ITGOIJPOHa
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) January 3, 2019
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So what we learned today is that there really are two Americas — but rural/urban college/non-college doesn't really capture it. It's diversity in race and gender versus, um, bald white men.
— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) January 3, 2019
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I’d forgotten it was bald white guys awareness month. So this makes sense. pic.twitter.com/1l6IUm16mx
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 3, 2019
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There are more completely bald men on stage with Trump than women in his cabinet. pic.twitter.com/ugAgxcgLv0
— Stephanie Carvin (@StephanieCarvin) January 3, 2019
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"We, the National Alliance of Extremely Bald and Perpetually Angry Men, issue our heartfelt endorsement of Trump in 2020" pic.twitter.com/EVIX9wLd4g
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 3, 2019
Someone came up with the perfect slogan.
make america bald again pic.twitter.com/kUKTpRJIAZ
— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) January 3, 2019
Catchy.
