“A sentence that somehow combines all the worst things in the entire English language”
We’re not sure how Nigel Farage is still a thing after all this time – even Winston Churchill’s grandson thinks he’s a tw_t, yet he keeps cropping up like a bad penny, a dose of norovirus or a picture of a racist poster on the internet.
Author, Sathnam Sanghera spotted an article about an “honour” bestowed on Farage – not the knighthood he thinks he deserves, but still.
A sentence that somehow combines all the worst things in the entire English language pic.twitter.com/6zrDaF7r36
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) January 2, 2019
He may have a point. These people certainly agree.
If hell exists it will be eternity at this dinner. https://t.co/l5qe27cZTl
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) January 2, 2019
Man of the people sticking up for the working man against the elite… https://t.co/DsFPR6JqjM
— Laura Jones (@YICETOR) January 2, 2019
I wish I were a member of this society so that I could resign (but still demand the use of all its facilities, naturally).
— Brian Haines (@brianhaines) January 2, 2019
Journalist Josh Barrie had a Farage-related anecdote that seemed relevant.
Good friend of mine plays rugby for the Old Alleynians (he didn't go). Post-game, he did a Farage is a twat type of joke, but nobody laughed. He wondered why. Troubled looks all about him. He turned round, and there he was. Farage. Apparently he looked very upset.
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) January 2, 2019
In fact, @Sathnam identified the only ways the sentence could be any worse.
Seriously, the only things it is missing is "Chris Grayling" and "sweet potato fries"
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) January 2, 2019
We sincerely apologise for any unfortunate mental images these words may have created.
