Simply 19 brilliant moments from the Bros documentary everyone’s talking about

You’d have got decent odds on a documentary about Bros on BBC4 being the most talked about programme of the festive period.

Except, well, that’s pretty much what the 90-minute film, After the Screaming Stops, has become, a real-life Spinal Tap which is part Partridge, part Brent, all gold.

The best gift I didn't know I wanted this year? The Bros documentary. Enjoy. #afterthescreamingstops pic.twitter.com/sfvLPnoRrM

— Emily Elias (@emilyreports) December 30, 2018

And here are 19 of our favourite moments.

1.

“The best toy we had growing up was a dart. No dart board, just a dart.” Matt Goss

2.

“One of my songs is called ‘We’re All Kings’. Which is about a man sweeping the road – he’s one of my kings because I’m thankful I don’t have to sweep the road.” Matt Goss

3.

“The letters H.O.M.E. are so important because they personify the word home.” Matt Goss

4.

https://twitter.com/RightEyeReynolz/status/1076965270021914624

5.

“I’ve been chipping away with a butter knife at a very big tree and I’ve said timber on quite a few trees now with that blunt butter knife – and it’s quickly turning into a pretty efficient tool.” Matt Goss

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7.

“I’m a Londoner. Embankment. Big Ben. Cab drivers.” Luke Goss

8.

“Everyone has to be on the same page otherwise you don’t get to turn the page. Because somebody gets left behind otherwise and then somebody has lost the page of the story which maybe key to the ending.” Matt Goss

9.

Yes. The Bros documentary #AfterTheScreamingStops is as enjoyable as everyone claims. Too many favourite lines. “I was a rectangle, and he was a rectangle, and we made a square that became a fortress.”

— Stephen Merchant (@StephenMerchant) December 31, 2018