18 euphemisms for “I haven’t a f*cking clue” that make ignorance seem really intelligent

It’s well known that different professions have their own jargon that makes perfect sense to those in the know and is a mystery to everyone else. One important phrase that’s necessary for every profession is “I don’t know” or, more often, “Not a f_cking clue” – either way, people have been sharing their version because of this tweet.

These are our 18 favourite euphemisms.

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https://twitter.com/AstronautAbby/status/1078137124489187329

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