People are sharing things you can say both during sex and at a job interview – our 23 favourites

We’ve had ‘things you can say during sex and a family dinner’ and ‘things you can say during sex and a funeral’.

And now, thanks to this chap on Twitter, we’ve got this.

https://twitter.com/MistaOowl/status/1074317613705113601

And the good news is, the replies are as entertaining as ever. Here are our favourites.

1.

I’m very flexible and open to any position

— Smuggling Sweets (@DatGirlBri) December 16, 2018

2.

"I don't usually cry this much this is just really important to me" https://t.co/1Mw8ujE1Iv

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 20, 2018

3.

I don’t mind working in group settings.

— Slow Loud And Bangin’ (@DaHoneyDipTX) December 16, 2018

4.

Do you have any other openings? https://t.co/NW3bvcld4K

— Paul Jenkins (@fourfoot) December 20, 2018

5.

I’m willing to learn new things

— Yannick Nimy (@great_nimy) December 16, 2018

6.

I wasn't expecting this many people but that's okay. https://t.co/ZUtXAyyyUc

— College Town Cop (@collegetowncop) December 19, 2018

7.

I have the experience and endurance to get through the sticky situations.

— Jean-Pierre King (@jpking2012) December 16, 2018

8.

"sorry I burst out laughing, I was thinking about one of my old tweets" https://t.co/k5GPxpexnu

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) December 20, 2018

9.

I can easily transition into any position and fill the void.

— Artist Formerly Know As Tuesday ⚖️🎒♦️🇬🇭 (@Tuesday_Antwi) December 16, 2018

10.

"How much do I get paid for this?" https://t.co/UfWRNurLt8

— -Boulet- (@Bouletcorp) December 20, 2018

11.

I’m glad you brought that up.

— Walker of Many Lands (@YoFaveFireman) December 16, 2018