This school nativity clip is a classic of its kind and a slow-burning delight

John Plunkett. Updated December 13th, 2018

Like all the best dramas, the tension slowly builds until it explodes in a shocking display of violence.

Well, sort of.

https://twitter.com/Margedoolan/status/1071926391183155212

Tug of love.

Away from the manger,
Swung round by the legs,
Our little lord jesus almost,
Dropped on his head

— CLONE-ME (@KetoBass) December 11, 2018

The end Mary near putting her in a head lock

— Joelyn Reid (@JoelynR3) December 10, 2018

They are all on Jeremey Kyle later! DNA and lie detector tests for Mary

— CurlyLittleRedHead (@CraigLaurac38) December 11, 2018

For God’s sake give me back Christ.

— Rudolphaelite Girl (@Raphaelite_Girl) December 11, 2018

Then she goes in for the rugby tackle at the end

— Ayupmiduck (@DeLdiVisiOn) December 12, 2018

Now this is the one to beat them all. https://t.co/l60fqWJcgH

— 📻 David Lloyd (@DavidLloydRADIO) December 13, 2018