28 really stupid (and very funny) things people did when they were too young to know better
It started when someone called @MotherofDoggons on Twitter shared a really stupid thing she did as a kid – and asked people to tell her theirs.
https://twitter.com/MotherOfDoggons/status/1071905220156780544
And it turns out there was no shortage of people keen to share the stupid things they had done. Here are our favourites.
1.
When I was 5 I put M&Ms in my ear so I could hear them talk like the commercials
— Snowball’s Dog Dad (@DeadLiftinGamer) December 10, 2018
2.
When I was like 6, I took an egg from the fridge and put it under my pillow before I fell asleep thinking it would be a baby chicken when I woke up
— kayla✨ (@ecstaticb00m) December 10, 2018
3.
i thought the pool cover was grass pic.twitter.com/LL4zLRvNBD
— Victoria (@icky_vicky_ewew) December 10, 2018
4.
When I was 3 or 4 stuck a pretzel up my nose and it got stuck. When my mom was taking me to the hospital I sneezed it out and ate it.
— exam week\Molly Tov owo (@SableAura) December 11, 2018
5.
I thought my pet lizard smelled bad so I sprayed it with perfume… it died the next day 🙁
— Elise (@eliseserena) December 10, 2018
6.
On Valentine’s Day in 3rd grade I threw a heart shaped rock as high as I could in the air hoping it would hit the ground and break into even more of a heart shape, it came down on my head, cracked my head open and gave me a concussion. I wanted to give it to my mom.
— Johnny Bones (@crack_pope) December 11, 2018
7.
my dad works for the police department so when i was around 4 i called 911 and asked if i could talk to my dad
— venti mocha grande (@lex_me_up12) December 11, 2018
8.
In 3rd grade, I had one of those magnets that had a flashing light that I had won from the skating rink. I was at school and I put it on my lip with the magnet on the inside and accidentally swallowed it. I cried hysterically and my mom threatened to stick my ass to the fridge
— Jacki (@jackeye710) December 11, 2018
9.
I was at my grandmama’s place, (rural Kenya) and my cousins and I decided to steal an ostrich’s egg like we saw in a movie. We were almost kicked to death. .. running from an ostrich remains the most dangerous and funniest memory I have.
— Teddy (@OndiTee) December 11, 2018
10.
I wasn’t old enough to bake cookies so I’d chew up bread, form it into a cookie, put PB and sprinkles on top and sell them to my friends for a quarter. I finally told one of them the recipe and felt so bad I gave her a plate full for free. She ate them anyway.
— Madison (@madisontewers) December 11, 2018
11.
I rode my tricycle into the pool and didn’t stop riding (underwater sideways going nowhere) until my dad pulled me out.
— ⚡️⚡️⚡️ katherine ⚡️⚡️⚡️ (@MissKTampaBay) December 11, 2018
12.
In 6th grade my little brother and I were playing hide n seek and I heard my brother climb into the dryer to hide so I walked in and turned it on and let him dry for about 20 seconds
— Freak Meek (@loganmeekkk) December 11, 2018
13.
when i was like 9? i wanted to drink coconut water so i figured putting a coconut in a glass bowl and smacking it with a hammer would do the trick, this was the result pic.twitter.com/Jk4msBJ1NP
— Delaney (@delaneynryann) December 11, 2018
14.
Someone made fun of me crying so I went home and put L’Oreal no tears shampoo in my eyes
— sarah marr (@urfavgrama) December 11, 2018
