The 14 funniest Advent calendar jokes we’ve seen so far

8.

Not enjoying my Brexit advent calendar to be honest. 48% of the reviews said 'don't buy this it's just a box of angry scorpions' but 52% of the reviews said 'stop complaining about the scorpions' and now I'm covered in scorpions.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 2, 2018

9.

In my nepotism advent calendar, my dad’s contacts open all the doors for me.

— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) December 2, 2018

10.

One door closes another opens
One door closes another opens
One door closes another opens
– Me eating through a chocolate advent calendar

— John Hyde (@takethehyderoad) December 1, 2018

11.

just bought an jehovahs witness themed advent calendar, behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

— sam (@itfcgreeno) December 2, 2018

12.

Me: sorry I ate your advent calendar

Her: you’re only supposed to eat the chocolate

— Boog (@BoogTweets) December 6, 2018

13.

if your mum doesn’t still buy you an advent calendar then you should probably ring childline

— Owen Blewitt (@owenjoeblewitt) November 29, 2018

14.

just seen a tweet about someone starting there advent calendar at 24 to count down the days n now I’m questioning my full life wtf

— Jennifer Ross (@jenniferross01) December 1, 2018

There’s even an Advent calendar poem, courtesy of Twitter’s Poet Laureate, Brian Bilston.

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
all the chocolates
that were in
your advent calendar

and which
you were probably
saving
for each day

Forgive me
they were delicious
so bittersweet
and so Christmassy

— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) December 5, 2018

Perfect.