Waterstones just trolled PETA’s ‘animal-friendly idioms’ and it’s glorious

You might have seen that PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has come up with a list of ‘animal friendly idioms’ or everyday phrases that no longer feel the need to be cruel to animals.

There has been no shortage of piss-taking and people tearing their hair out (in roughly equal measure, as far as we can tell).

People like this, for instance.

And this.

You can read a whole lot more responses here.

But the best response really was worth waiting for. It came from the good people of Waterstones (specifically, the Tottenham Court Road branch in London). They did this.

Beautifully done.