PETA came up with a list of ‘animal friendly idioms’ – our favourite 21 responses
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ok so what should i say instead of murder my pussy https://t.co/kvGnTiBrAD
— your own personal jesus (@Kappa_Kappa) December 5, 2018
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What a load of fallen leaves. https://t.co/Mbw0CRq7qW
— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) December 4, 2018
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https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/1070140142046765056
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Some of these are actually kind of clever but I honestly never understood idiom iconoclasm. Just because something has an unpleasant etymology doesn't mean you should stop using it. It's illustrative, not literal. https://t.co/8GYqFFwD3Y
— yokotaster (@neontaster) December 4, 2018
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I can think of no better way to describe this tweet than to say PETA has jumped the shark. https://t.co/muAwVWretN
— MarcyJMiller (@MarcyJMiller) December 4, 2018
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YOU ARE WHY PEOPLE CANT DISTINGUISH BETWEEN SATIRE AND REALITY BECAUSE YOU ARE A REAL LIFE JOKE https://t.co/p4XHivvysB
— Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) December 5, 2018
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This is the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve seen in a long time https://t.co/JYx4b4CAjw
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) December 4, 2018
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This is why I always order in old timey waitress slang. Instead of "cheeseburger and fries" I always say "put a yellow blanket on the cow and drag it through the garden, add a side of frog sticks"https://t.co/IBqiL7zN2B
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 4, 2018
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I’ve never done acid but 2018 feels like one big trip https://t.co/4PzJPsrHcN
— levi ackerdamn (@babysnitchery) December 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/kris_sims/status/1070101761283678209
To conclude …
Siri, show me why people think us vegans are humourless twats. https://t.co/FWWnadf7u9
— Romesh Ranganathan (@RomeshRanga) December 5, 2018