This is what happens when you put yourself through the Christmas tree machine
The real magic of Christmas isn’t anything to do with waking up on Christmas Day. Well, not entirely. It’s also that moment when you finally choose a tree and you watch someone stick it through the Christmas tree machine.
Don’t pretend, like this chap called Dan, that you’ve never wondered what it would be like to go through the machine yourself. But now you need imagine no longer.
Because Dan did this.
we put dan through the christmas tree machine pic.twitter.com/B4qF8i7ya6
— dodie (@doddleoddle) December 1, 2018
It’s everything we could have hoped for and more.
And here’s what people were saying about it.
life comes at you fast pic.twitter.com/ktKDUaCwai
— Rowan Ellis (@HeyRowanEllis) December 1, 2018
I decorated your magnificent tree, please take him home. He may be beautiful right now, but please remember to throw him out in january. pic.twitter.com/hKOdqvFQzm
— MikaLeo (autistic alienboi) (@creativitea93) December 2, 2018
A G A I N ?
— Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon) December 1, 2018
— (@COLOURFULREGRET) December 1, 2018
not gonna lie when I first read this tweet I thought of a wood chipper and got a little worried??
— dylan // 101 UNTIL DODIE (@eloquentdodie) December 1, 2018
if you've never put yourself through a Christmas tree netting machine then you have never lived. its fun AF. i used to do it at the end of my shift when i worked at a Christmas tree place. https://t.co/ynux2P5upS
— Tom Lizama-Russell (@tombydand) December 2, 2018
This is the type of quality content I appreciate on my timeline 11/10 https://t.co/k2on57xcyJ
— Em Ford (@mypaleskinblog) December 1, 2018
To conclude …
Dear Santa, for Christmas, I would like to be a meme. https://t.co/Y9EDz8MwrA
— Daniel J. Layton (@DanielJLayton) December 1, 2018