25 funniest tweets of the week

We’d like to go one last week without saying the C word, if possible – not that one, the one about the fat guy in the red suit who sneaks into your house at night and rummages through your stockings. Actually, it could be that C word. Before the season to be jolly has had a chance to get on our last nerve, let’s share what’s been making us laugh this week.

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https://twitter.com/ClichedOut/status/1068324446912409600

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I warned my wife the tattooist was no good and sure enough she came back with disappointment written all over her face.

— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) November 27, 2018

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There's only one explanation for the rhyme: "What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?" Blake was a Brummie.#WilliamBlake

— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) November 28, 2018

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30th birthday today and I've got 1 present. A spa voucher for 1 person. Why is this a present? Will have to take a day off work and take 2 trains and a taxi to get to this isolated relaxation castle so that I can have a big wash completely alone

— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) November 28, 2018

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“Hello Dignitas? Me again. Do you do countries?” pic.twitter.com/eJ0ORv5zQd

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 27, 2018

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He’s started off early pic.twitter.com/qqBVM4ZEMP

— Mnrrnt and 207 others (@Mnrrnt) November 26, 2018

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This "no bake Christmas treat" appears to be a sort of gingerbread River Styx. pic.twitter.com/EqUzaixgla

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) November 26, 2018

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PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.

— Peter (@OkigboXL) November 24, 2018

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J.R.R. Tolkein's full name is
Jolkein Rolkein Rolkein Tolkein

— Matho (@MathoInc) November 26, 2018

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Trump: “Blah blah HILLARY blah blah WITCH HUNT blah blah FAKE NEWS MEDIA!! blah blah…”

Translation: “Oh shit what now God I hate this job I’m going to jail aren’t I where’s my Big Mac…”

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 28, 2018

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Got my kids those new #Brexit advent calendars. Cost twenty times as much as normal ones, the promised chocolate is actually dried manure, and most of the doors are now sealed shut

— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) November 26, 2018

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Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahaha,ah ah ah….hahahahahahahaha, some Muthafukka tried it,ahhhhahahahaha pic.twitter.com/qCgAR4VYKH

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) November 28, 2018