Just 21 surreal and brilliant jokes written by kids which will have you crying with laughter
We adore @KidsWriteJokes on Twitter. Every tweet is a genuine submission made by a kid to a kids’ joke website, and they are often a lot funnier than anything a professional comedian could write…
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1.
what did the cookie say to the doctor
I cant walk
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 27, 2018
2.
there was a cop who liked to eat cheese and his friend saw him
what was the name they gave him
cheesecop
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 28, 2018
3.
Q. How did the chicken lose her hat.
A. Becase of an accident.
B. Becase the goverment stole it.
Answer: B— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 27, 2018
4.
Who is the biggest man?
No one you are all the same size
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 26, 2018
5.
knock-knock
who’s there
frend
i don’t have one— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 25, 2018
6.
Wat is a bears throne made of
twigs and death
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 24, 2018
7.
What name do you give to someone that constantly eats paper?
NATASHA.
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 23, 2018
8.
there was a guy who had problems. every time he laughed he can’t breath. his friend keps telling him funny jokes without knowing about this. so the guy with problems is like stop i can’t breath. so he died.
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 23, 2018
9.
nock nock
whos there
chickin
what chickin?
a frendly chickin— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 22, 2018
10.
what are you running from
??????
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 22, 2018
