Australia’s giant steer is a load of bull – 15 udderly brilliant comments
Australia’s biggest steer – that’s a bull that’s had its bits clipped, in case you were wondering – has had a reprieve from the slaughterhouse because of his size. “How big is he, exactly?”, I hear you ask. He’s e-f*cking-normous – that’s how big he is. Take a look.
https://twitter.com/sunriseon7/status/1067178586497441792
See what we mean? The steer, a Holstein Friesian named Knickers, is seven years old and has reached his full size, unlike most steers which tend to enter the food chain at two, but his stature is still a mystery to his owners.
People can hardly believe their eyes.
1.
Damn that is one huge cow. this is why I buy internet on flights. I almost saw that 6 hours after you guys did
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 28, 2018
2.
Genuinely cannot cope with this massive cow named Knickers. https://t.co/FayLcU6G4P
— Dr Fern Riddell (@FernRiddell) November 27, 2018
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grape surgery was fun but it’s all about the big cow meme now i don’t wanna see any tweets about grapes anymore just about how big the cow is https://t.co/ymrbdScO9o
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) November 28, 2018
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White Moose: an old god, pursuing its own business, indifferent to human affairs
Giant Australian Steer: a new god, raging at the fact of its own existence, a swollen boil for which no lance has been forged. the earth trembles pic.twitter.com/wdCsq6pBsQ
— Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing) November 27, 2018
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Why does Knickers, the largest cow, not merely eat all the other cows? pic.twitter.com/bkxSxZEUoi
— Twlldun’s pre-emptive xmas name. (@twlldun) November 28, 2018
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Super concerned we’re gonna find out the giant cow is racist.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) November 28, 2018
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Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say itHOLY COW…. https://t.co/kgyh2WZWcf
— KSAT 12 (@ksatnews) November 27, 2018
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I'm like 2 tweets away from doing a "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" video for the giant cow. pic.twitter.com/owhj7JFGba
— Jon Benson (@joncbenson) November 28, 2018