The 25 funniest jokes of the week
It’s Friday, and we’ve survived a turbulent week, in which Noel Edmonds became Emperor of the Jungle in I’m a Celebrity, Mr Blobby made a comeback by causing chaos in the Loose Women studio and – weirdest of all – UKIP made Tommy Robinson their Special Advisor for Rape Gangs and Prison Reform.
Anyhoo – let’s focus on happier things, like these 25 brilliant jokes and funny pictures that the good people of Twitter have shared with us this week.
1.
It’s close to midnight & something evil’s lurking in the dark pic.twitter.com/GJ5X2HRRoL
— trouteyes (@trouteyes) November 19, 2018
2.
Unpacked our Nativity scene yesterday. Removed all the Jews, Arabs, and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a handful of sheep.
— 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇦🏳️🌈JoeInWV🏳️🌈🇺🇦🌊🇺🇸 (@wvjoe911) November 17, 2018
3.
Stop the gif win a tory. pic.twitter.com/AZ2yTNpYIB
— Wefail (@wefail) November 16, 2018
4.
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5.
him: hi, I’m Tom
me: nice to meet you uhh…
my brain: cmon he literally just said his name 3 seconds ago
me: m…mom
— Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) November 18, 2018
6.
My stolen sofa has finally been recovered. Hopefully, the people I took it from won't recognise it now.
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) November 19, 2018
7.
to clarify:
Canada+ = almost completely tariff-free trade in goods with the EU, but more regulatory barriers to trade
Canada++ = as Canada+ but a moose for every citizen
Canada+++ = as Canada++ but it is now a legal requirement for every sentence to end with "ey" https://t.co/ORqVQv5rec— i just do brexit now (@mutablejoe) November 19, 2018
8.
‘S’cuse me mate… Do you know ‘Seamus the Dog’ by Pink Floyd? pic.twitter.com/Lxb4tlToz3
— amanda abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) November 19, 2018
9.
People will retweet any old rubbish
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) November 18, 2018
10.
Homebase nailing the current political zeitgeist pic.twitter.com/ddVKwe5MvM
— Daniel Blake (@soapachu) November 19, 2018
11.
how to make a poached egg:
1. take an egg
2. [indescribable sorcery]
3. you have a poached egg
— The Hype (@TheHyyyype) November 18, 2018
12.
Your beard says, “mountain man” but your hands say, “accounts receivable”
— Pennsylvannie (@outdoorsplease) November 19, 2018
