Scott Mills asked people for song lyrics that definitely didn’t happen – our 19 favourites
Radio 1’s Scott Mills had a question for his listeners.
https://twitter.com/scott_mills/status/1064461009186971648
And it got no end of responses – well, more than 2,000 at the last count – and we reckon these are the funniest. Some of them are a bit obscure as well – see if you can spot them all.
1.
Sorry isn’t the hardest word. People have more trouble saying ‘specific’
— Geords (@Geords1) November 19, 2018
2.
Pretty sure Mariah Carey wants more for Christmas than a guy, can pretty much see the look of disappointment on her face when there’s a bloke under her tree and everyone else has gifts. Total lie.
— JRA27 (@JRA274) November 19, 2018
3.
I’ve always thought that Craig David’s 7 Days seemed a bit too far-fetched
— Heather (@sniffles104) November 19, 2018
4.
There is no way Craig David spent 7 whole days with a girl, chances out he met her on Monday spoke to her on Tuesday and ghosted her on Wednesday
— carys ✨ (@neckdeepcaz) November 19, 2018
5.
If Lionel Richie had actually developed the gravity defying capacity for “Dancing on the Ceiling” pretty sure NASA would have been in touch
— Simon Caunt (@SimonCaunt2) November 19, 2018
6.
How’s Adele setting fire to the rain
— Rhys (@RRhys94) November 19, 2018
7.
I thought it was Lorraine ♂️
— Dave Harding (@WelshCobbler) November 19, 2018
8.
Jesus, what’s Lorraine done so wrong??
— Beth (@ElizabethL5192) November 19, 2018
9.
‘There’s only one way to beat them, and that’s around the back’.
Football is a complex game, John Barnes’ suggestions that we only play long passes in behind the defence relies on them playing a high line, which not all teams do. Possession based positional play would be better. https://t.co/74q5IvyEzv
— Sunday League Hipster (@HipsterManager) November 20, 2018
