Derek Acorah’s been talking to George Michael and people have questions. Lots of questions
Someone’s got in touch with Derek Acorah to ask about the well-being of George Michael and fortunately for us Derek was able to help.
And as you can imagine people had questions. Lots of questions (and not just why the f-ck would anybody give Derek Acorah even the time of day?)
1.
Define “ok”. pic.twitter.com/P3SjW6mmPn
— Sali Hughes (@salihughes) November 20, 2018
2.
Why’s there no mention of this massive, instrument warehouse in the Bible?
Is it just for music equipment that’s broken and gone to heaven or are they actually producing brand new stuff?
Come on @derek_acorah you absolute nutbox we’ve got some fucking questions? pic.twitter.com/q0cXgSdRnZ— Gus The Fox (@GusTheFox) November 20, 2018
3.
@derek_acorah Also, did Beethoven get a Kaoss Pad and a twin neck Gibson SG when he died or did he have to wait for them to be invented on Earth?
Also, how old were you when you first realised you were a gibbering fucking lunatic?— Gus The Fox (@GusTheFox) November 20, 2018
4.
I think that would be the logical interpretation. Broken instruments that have been without sin go to heaven and the sinful instruments (gay basoons, covetous xylophones etc) go to Hell to be played by the musical artists that went down below.
— Ian Crust (Crusty) (@ghosteggs) November 20, 2018
5.
They have access to any instruments, as long as it's the harp.
— Cromerty York: Voice Actor (never shuts up) (@Cromerty) November 20, 2018
6.
Good question. Also, do they have electricity up there or are they performing acoustically?
— Alex McLaughlan (@alexmclaughlan) November 20, 2018
7.
Just give us a snippet of one the tunes, Derek, and I might not think you are a fraud.
— James Miller (@james_in_snow) November 20, 2018
8.
Freddie Mercury must've been a bit put out.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) November 20, 2018
9.
Who supplies them with the class A's I wonder? Or are mind altering drugs redundant in heaven? Genuine question
— Barbara Weeks (@LaikaMoondog) November 20, 2018
10.
"He's going to a pub quiz with Thora Hird and Heath Ledger."
— Sabotage Times (@SabotageTimes) November 20, 2018
11.
Derek Acora. Just chatting with the deceased innit. pic.twitter.com/1OMe52NPwy
— amanda abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) November 20, 2018
