19 things that Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like
As if things weren’t bad enough already, we’re probably going to be hearing a lot more from Jacob Rees-Mogg over the next few days.
Michael Gove might knock him out of the headlines, maybe, but that’s not exactly a win-win situation.
So it got us thinking – what exactly DOES Jacob Rees-Mogg look like?
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BREXIT NEWS: Jacob Rees Mogg looks like someone cursed a scarecrow dressed like a victorian sex offender
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 15, 2018
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— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) November 15, 2018
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The Microsoft paper clip
— Michele Mervin (@MicheleMervin) November 15, 2018
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I can’t see it myself 😉#PaperclipReesMogg pic.twitter.com/sYnCU8INEE
— Mike Bray (@armybike) November 15, 2018
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An enchanted hatstand, whose master once annoyed a witch by not letting her in his castle. His friends are a fussy carriage clock and an amorous, French candelabra.
— Crispin (@SirMustard) November 15, 2018
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Best description I’ve seen: A Haunted Pencil
— Claire M (@mammymorris) November 15, 2018
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This looks like a ‘50s British comedy on @TalkingPictures about an evil racing driver and his devious mechanic/butler pic.twitter.com/xrpvNlfkzH
— Rick Burin (@rickburin) November 15, 2018
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“I’ve glued their tires to the road, sir.”
“Jolly good, buttles.” pic.twitter.com/GhrOjelrd4— Rick Burin (@rickburin) November 15, 2018
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A stretched out Dalek crossed with a pencil, covered in mostly human skin with some minor sentience https://t.co/hSHYot9lQC
— Dantooine (@Danburden1138) November 15, 2018
