Simply 27 funny tweets about Theresa May’s Brexit deal to make you feel better about the whole shitshow
Theresa May’s emerged with some form of cabinet backing for her Brexit deal (the form that isn’t really cabinet backing at all) but not everyone’s happy with it.
In fact, no-one appears to like it but the agreement is the best the government’s managed to come up with in the limited time (two years) available.
These 27 tweets should take the edge off.
1.
When you've got a brexit that even the guys who did all this just to get rich are running away from, and the only people who really want brexit are bananas UKIP arseholes and angry twitter accounts it's time to sod all this off and say "Look we may have fucked this lads"
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 14, 2018
2.
Elon Musk has arrived at 10 Downing Street with a submarine
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) November 14, 2018
3.
Red sky at night…
… Total government meltdown shitshow in the morning https://t.co/Q3C5Rlf1Bi
— Stuart Millar (@stuartmillar159) November 14, 2018
4.
Theresa May, giving a Brexit speech like a delivery driver whose just arrived at your door 5 hours late with a dead rat instead of a pizza, insisting that that is what you ordered and you have to pay double for it
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) November 14, 2018
5.
brexit is like a sitcom where at the start of the episode the main character tells a casual lie about being able to skydive to impress someone and now they're at the end of the episode in a plane about to jump
— joe (@mutablejoe) November 14, 2018
6.
"The year is 2068 and the UK government is once again going through the symbolic annual process of applying to extend the Brexit transition period, yet another quirk of Britain's unique constitution." https://t.co/0MywXSigCY
— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) November 14, 2018
7.
Think I'll wait until the 585 page Brexit Withdrawal Agreement is an audiobook.
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) November 14, 2018
8.
During the Cuban missile crisis , a woman rang the BBC to say she wouldn’t go to bed until Richard Dimbleby said it was safe. Tonight, I don’t think I can sleep until @ChrisMasonBBC says it’s ok.
— Simon Mayo (@simonmayo) November 14, 2018
9.
Good Lord, I came out faster than this… pic.twitter.com/lRKg0XCbOq
— Stewart McDonald MP (@StewartMcDonald) November 14, 2018
10.
#Brexit mug from Bentham Pottery #BenthamPottery pic.twitter.com/ANXy4VUqhs
— Gerard Loughlin (@gerardpatrick) November 13, 2018
11.
The Brexiters don’t like Brexit…we better Remain then. The country is united at last.
— Ken Clarke (@MrKennethClarke) November 13, 2018
12.
It's my deal, no deal or "No Brexit at all," says Theresa May.
Which means…wait for it…No deal isn't better than a bad deal, AND Brexit doesn't actually mean Brexit.
What an ending. Right up there with The Sixth Sense.
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) November 14, 2018
13.
Spot on from the subtitlers there pic.twitter.com/553YghXsjW
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 14, 2018