People are sharing the stupidest thing they did that got them into trouble at school – our 25 favourites
Someone called @anygafs on Twitter asked people to share the stupidest things they did that got them into trouble at school.
what's the stupidest thing u ever got in trouble for at school ? mine was the time i got put on time out and wasnt allowed go on dance mat typing all because i said i was happy that our teacher was out sick that day
— aoife g (@anygafs) November 13, 2018
And it prompted people to share some brilliant memories of their formative years – here are our 25 favourites.
1.
a girl kept poking me in the back with her pen so I made a paper cape for my lunch banana and told her super banana was guna get her so i got a note home for threats and one of my five a day taken off me
— yung leon (@dustycupboard) November 14, 2018
2.
I got sent out of RE cos I asked if Jesus’ feet got wet when he walked on water or if he hovered a little bit
— Vik-eh of Manchestor (@VikkiHalstead) November 14, 2018
…Did you ever get an answer?
— KB (@Roxy_Hart) November 14, 2018
No, I got told it was a ‘stupid question’ which I didn’t think was fair as I could hardly ask it in any other lesson. I think I also got sent out for asking why none of the other disciples got last names except Judas.
— Vik-eh of Manchestor (@VikkiHalstead) November 14, 2018
3.
Seeing how many times I could climb out the first floor history class window during a lesson and sneak back into class unnoticed by the history teacher, he didn’t notice but the maths teacher in the class below did, on my third attempt she was waiting for me with a detention slip
— Scott Deeney (@scottaug1) November 14, 2018
4.
The gym teacher told us to walk like our favorite mammal so me n my friends just kept walking, he asked us and we said our favorite mammal was humans.
He told us he didn’t believe that humans were mammals.
— SPINNING BACK HOOK KICK (@mattertransfer) November 14, 2018
5.
I wore fake elf ears to school one day & the principal, vice principal, a councilor, and the librarian cornered me in a classroom and wouldn’t let me leave until I took them off because I was “making a fool out of the entire student body” by wearing them.
I almost got suspended. https://t.co/HbTvzNmsI8— ᙏrs. ᙏint (@doublemaximus) November 15, 2018
6.
I got a lunch time detention in 4th class for telling my teacher I didn’t like her outfit
— nicole (@superstiti0us_) November 14, 2018
least u were honest
— aoife g (@anygafs) November 14, 2018
Someone had to say it
— nicole (@superstiti0us_) November 14, 2018
7.
I got detention for standing on one leg in a puddle like a flamingo. Fucking wankers. https://t.co/qvn6LXOKKl
— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) November 14, 2018
8.
In English we were supposed to take turns reading a book out loud. I got detention for reading too fast for the other kids to keep up. I got a second detention for finishing the book on my own and complaining it was too simple.
Turned out the teacher’s husband had written it.— Ace Flibble (@AceFlibble) November 14, 2018
9.
Not me but in 3rd year religion class when my friend was asked "whats your favorite pastime" he replied to the teacher "wanking".
She kicked him out of class and tried to get him suspended. When she rang his mam she said "He's a 14 year old boy, of course it's fucking wanking". https://t.co/VuPNVrwbOD
— Fat Tony (@tonyismyname) November 14, 2018
10.
In grade 8 (age 12) I put some anise fronds in a little spice jar and brought it to school and told the kindergarteners it was weed. They narc’d me out to the teachers and the principal called the police on me. I got suspended for 2 weeks for FENNEL.
— Ashley Morris (@ashleymoreass) November 14, 2018
DID THEY NOT SEE IT WASN’T WEED????
— Wendi (@TheEndsongAbyss) November 14, 2018
The principal interrogated me in his office on who had sold it to me & I was too afraid to tell him that I picked it from our garden so I told him a high school girl had given it to me. 1/2
— Ashley Morris (@ashleymoreass) November 14, 2018
2/2 They sent it to the police for testing which I’m pretty sure was them just sprinkling it on some white fish in lemon sauce and serving it with a nice Chardonnay 😭
— Ashley Morris (@ashleymoreass) November 14, 2018
11.
I got detention for forgetting to get a test signed by my parents that I got 95% in https://t.co/aDrUeSbStD
— anna (@annamcbrideox) November 14, 2018
12.
The time I was told to remove my ankle boots and legwarmers as not ‘official school uniform’ , I gingerly removed legwarmers to reveal cherry red lacy fishnets, the head nun said ‘I’ve seen many outlandish things in my time, but nothing comes close to this’ I had to report daily
— Pamdemonium (@rosietrouble) November 14, 2018
