There’s a Donald Trump teddy bear for sale – 26 hilarious takedowns of “Trumpy Bear”
Although it’s been on the market for some time, an extraordinary product has just exploded into the internet’s consciousness because of an advert.
I can't believe this commercial that just ran on Fox News is for real pic.twitter.com/gGInt8BKhp
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 12, 2018
Yes, that’s right – somebody’s selling a teddy bear, fashioned to look like Donald Trump, named the Trumpy Bear and featuring a US flag shoved up its hole. Why wouldn’t people want such a thing? Here are 26 savage reactions.
1.
There's no way some redneck hasn't already fucked a Trumpy Bear
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 12, 2018
2.
Trumpy Bear comes with…
– Secret pouch for American Flag
– 130k in Monopoly Money
– Press his paw to say that Teddy Ruxpin has a Low IQ
– Broken Umbrella
– Plush SwastikaNot waterproof and does not come with tax returns.
Not for sale in California.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) November 12, 2018
3.
CNN: WH confirms Trump will not visit Arlington cemetery on Veteran’s Day due to rain.
NBC: WH confirms Trump will not visit Arlington cemetery on Veteran’s Day due to rain.
Fox News: Show your patriotism by buying Trumpy Bear! The bear with a flag up its butt!
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 12, 2018
4.
Trumpy Bear Rules:
• Never get him wet
• Never expose him to sunlight
• Never let him tweet after midnight #TrumpyBear https://t.co/Z71BPhaDrX— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) November 12, 2018
5.
Trumpy Bear will be indicted before the end of the week
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) November 12, 2018
6.
https://twitter.com/WhoseRyanStiles/status/1062130407812939776
7.
The most self-satirical part of this is that Trumpy Bear comes with a "certificate of authenticity" https://t.co/QRfXB8hEYL
— Matthew Waxman (@mattwaxman1) November 12, 2018
8.
Trumpy Bear is the perfect stocking stuffer.
I bought the deluxe version that comes with payoff money to keep Barbie quiet. pic.twitter.com/1zV1ClqhCy
— Jeff Dwoskin – Hashtag Roundup (@bigmacher) November 12, 2018
9.
I can't stop picturing Donald Trump Jr. laying in his 6X8 cell cuddling up to Trumpy Bear.
This mental image gives me hope!
— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) November 12, 2018
10.
Democracy dies in a trumpy Bear ad. https://t.co/nbl4eeKPR1
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 12, 2018
11.
Where on the Trumpy bear did he touch you?
— ☠️MamaSkullz☠️ (@mamaskullx3) November 12, 2018
12.
Talking Trumpy Bear tells kids' parents, "I'll be dating her in 10 years." pic.twitter.com/kGikG6SLq9
— JRehling (@JRehling) November 12, 2018
13.
What idiot decided to call it Trumpy Bear instead of an I Really Don’t Carebear? https://t.co/tGgZPwPsh2
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 12, 2018
