25 things that made us laugh this week
13.
There are over 6000 Emlyns in Newport. There used to be one, but someone spilled water on him & fed him after midnight
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) November 7, 2018
14.
At this point I’d honestly prefer a true Orwellian government bc their doctored videos wouldn’t be from a conspiracy website that sells dick pills
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 8, 2018
15.
IT guy: what seems to be the problem
me: hi uhh my computer won’t turn off and back on again
IT guy: [covers phone] what do I do
— Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) November 8, 2018
16.
Me: it smells like ass in here
Teacher: if you wouldn’t say it in front of your grandma don’t say it here
[at my grandmas house]
Me: it smells like ass in here
Grandma: *hitting Juul* that’s because I shit my pants now shut the fuck up
— john is toast (@johnistoasted) November 8, 2018
17.
Superman in the 50s was more progressive than the president in 2018 pic.twitter.com/shz4E2c8rX
— Chris Purchase (@ChrisPurchase) November 8, 2018
18.
A workplace sitcom where the boss is totally ignorant but won’t admit he’s wrong so creates havoc for his employees so they lose their jobs and have no money & run out of food only the boss is the government and the employees are us and the sitcom is Brexit and we’re all screwed
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 8, 2018
19.
When you and your colleagues accidentally dress as a Venn diagram pic.twitter.com/6V6Q3kfsb0
— Jack Yeo (@jackryeo) November 8, 2018
20.
https://twitter.com/RuthePhoenix/status/1060233706730864640
21.
''I want a sitcom about these neighbours.'' pic.twitter.com/cMtNoWWJ4D
— Kengarex (@kengarex) November 9, 2018
22.
I'm beginning to think that coming to Twitter on a daily basis, to start each day by reviewing all the most stupid and depressing things that have happened in the world, is not great for morale
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) November 8, 2018
23.
There are two social networks: Twitter, and all the ones that post screenshots of posts from Twitter
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) November 8, 2018
24.
Bon Jovi just endorsed Tommy for "working on the docks" on LinkedIn.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) November 8, 2018
25.
I like the idea of a border in the Irish Sea. All fish to have passports, goods checks done by crabs in little hats, RyanAir to have to swap planes for small wooden rafts, Disgraced MP Liam the Disgrace Fox to have to swim to meetings.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) November 9, 2018
As always, we’d love to hear any funny stuff we’ve missed off.
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