These brilliantly sad New York selfies show the guy’s wife she wasn’t missing out
“Danced my way away from this terrible place.”
“I’ll give you 30 rock solid reasons to hate this place”
“Left here feeling terminally ill”
“I think I’ve observed enough.”
“The driver didn’t understand my rage.”
He then made a confession.
“All joking aside, there was actually one thing in all of new york I wanted to see, and that was the Balto statue (don’t act like you never saw the movie). This is what started my walking adventure. If I had missed everything else, that would have been alright.”
Presumably, he couldn’t risk a selfie with Balto because he couldn’t have suppressed his happiness. What a thoughtful husband, eh? Or maybe he’s actually a misery.
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