Favourite 13 takedowns of the Telegraph journalist who’s fed up with today’s ‘boring culture’

Here’s a chap called Tim Dawson who spends his time writing for people like the Daily Telegraph and describes himself as a ‘Brexiteer’ on Twitter.

But before we get too bogged down in his biography, here’s Tim on today’s ‘modern culture’ and why he’s so bored of it.

Modern culture is just so totally boring.
Bring back darts players having a fag and pint.
Bring back grid girls.
Bring back mad right-wing backbenchers with 100 mistresses.
Bring back 'Allo 'Allo.
Bring back wit and panto and offence.
How are we free if everything is censored?

— Tim Dawson (@Tim_R_Dawson) November 3, 2018

And if Tim was hoping to provoke a response then it was mission accomplished and everyone’s a winner. Here are our 13 favourite replies.

1.

Bring back white dog poo.
Bring back Pebble Mill.
Bring back 3.5 TV channels if you lived in Wales and didn't speak Welsh.
Bring back trolleys in rivers.
Bring back British bulldog and tearing Justin Farmer's brand new ski jacket which his mum got from Pontypool market. https://t.co/b7Uu48qPlJ

— David Llewellyn (@TheDaiLlew) November 5, 2018

2.

"bring back 'allo 'allo and pantomime" is maybe the saddest cultural rallying cry i can imagine https://t.co/ZHErB7MKdZ

— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) November 5, 2018

3.

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1059184327861379072

4.

Bring back Vesta Curry
Bring back public hangings
Bring back Love Thy Neighbour
Bring back white dog shit
Bring back polio, rickets and diphtheria
Bring back jazz mags in bushes
Bring back serfdom https://t.co/QEcjsOmix9

— Bruce Gorrie (@bsgorrie) November 5, 2018

5.

"How are we free if everything is censored?" writes man to platform that literally publishes to the world any old drivel he decides to type in a box. https://t.co/f2f9SAHXTT

— Dr Suzi Gage (@soozaphone) November 5, 2018

6.

If this was read out by Sean Bean like it was a spoken-word piece, over bitter-stained photos of pubs, it would be an advert.

For wankers.

"bring back panto" IT IS NOVEMBER. EVERY OTHER FUCKING ADVERT IS FOR A PANTOMIME YOU GOD DAMN LUNATIC https://t.co/axE3PJwzoA

— Rev. Bison Sexhorn (@Brainmage) November 5, 2018

7.

So what @tim_R_dawson is whinging about is wanting a bit of sexism, a touch more racism, and some really average telly. Though what his bleat clearly shows is he really wants some attention.

— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) November 5, 2018

this is such a disappointingly low rent Christmas list that seems mostly oriented toward wanting to be slightly horny before Songs of Praise again https://t.co/oH6WslVYiq

— the crucible joe (@mutablejoe) November 5, 2018