A vasectomy patient didn’t take this questionnaire entirely seriously and we’re glad he didn’t
The answers this vasectomy patient gave on this questionnaire will ring true if you don’t want children – or if you’ve already got them.
And just in case that’s tricky to read …
What is the main reason for your visit today? Describe your symptoms in detail.
‘Vasectomy. My symptoms are: I don’t want children.’
When did you first notice the problem or symptom?
‘About 16 years old’
Are symptoms continuous or only occasionally present?
‘All the time’
When present, how long does it last?
‘All day’
Have you had similar symptoms in the past?
‘Yes’
What makes the symptoms worse?
‘Standing in line behind children’
What makes the symptoms better?
‘Cutting down trees’
Do the symptoms interfere with your normal function?
‘No’
And here’s what the person who posted it on Reddit had to say about it.
‘The female nurse didn’t think I was funny. The male doctor couldn’t stop laughing.’
