25 brilliantly funny jokes from this week
In the week that featured the Mondayest Thursday since records began, we saw a royal wedding, a royal baby announcement and Michael Caine pretending he can remember what it’s like to be poor. Thankfully, we can put all this to one side, at least for a few minutes, and enjoy the fruits of other people’s labours – specifically these 25 funny people.
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https://twitter.com/stephenjmolloy/status/1051363680334565376
2.
My old man's a social media brand manager
He wears a social media brand manager's hat
He wears bright red chinos
And lives in a houseshare with other likeminded professionals— joe (@mutablejoe) October 15, 2018
3.
I’m not sure it’s worth taking my tree down now, this close to Christmas.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) October 14, 2018
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….babababababababa pic.twitter.com/qfJPiRoUfp
— Stephen (@Stephenlough95) October 16, 2018
5.
Boss: Can I see you in my office?
Me *trying to suppress laugh as I put on my camo jacket* you can try
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 12, 2018
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DENTIST: You were very brave. Do you want something from the toy bucket?
ME: No thank you. pic.twitter.com/ADe8hN9c5J
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 16, 2018
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The council have said if we want our avenue to be electric, we'll have to apply for an Eddy grant.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) October 17, 2018
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I have like zero expectations for anything so I won’t be disappointed, but somehow, life, uh, finds a way…
— JokerKaren (@batkaren) October 18, 2018
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The end. (via #thefemalewarhol) pic.twitter.com/cW2hRldvhP
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) October 17, 2018
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Me: *carefully going around the victims body with chalk*
Detective: We don’t usually outline the balls
Me: oh I’m not a cop lol
— Boogula (@BoogTweets) October 16, 2018
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Me: I've lost the dictionary
Her: Can you look upstairs?
Me: I can't look up anything— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) October 13, 2018
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I’m still smiling thinking about Daily Mail & Daily Express readers.
A royal baby announcement but the baby will be mixed race.
They must be in total fucking emotional turmoil right now— joe heenan (@joeheenan) October 16, 2018
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Looking at this pricing structure, I’m guessing it’s just a monkey throwing numbers at a board. pic.twitter.com/Lrfsh0s3sd
— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) October 18, 2018
