22 ways to scare the English using just 4 words
Over on Twitter, someone started a hashtag asking people to #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words and they really dug deep to oblige. Some of these things are completely terrifying – and not just for the English.
This is what started it all.
Let's get stereotypical as we play;#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
With our full English hosts; @stgavalot @bachelruckley & @Superbokka
Part of @HashtagRoundup Powered by @TheHashtagGame pic.twitter.com/di8RwcLoHH
— Hastro Tags # (@HastroTags) October 13, 2018
These were the 22 most likely to scare the English.
1. A threat to a national treasure
#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words David Attenborough is trending
— shurrupmum (@shurrupmum) October 13, 2018
2. Substandard tea
The tea is microwaved #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/2xMm0VraX7
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) October 13, 2018
3. Just when you thought he was gone for good
Toilet-roll wrong way round #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/mYJb0sR2SG
— Mark Cockerton (@CockertonMark) October 13, 2018
4. A shortage of pasties
Greggs goes into administration#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— We're werewolves, not swearwolves (@punka1977) October 13, 2018
5. Is she …undead?
Thatcher's grave is empty. #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— David Southwell (@cultauthor) October 14, 2018
6. Messing with tradition
Alcohol free wedding reception #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— ɪʀʀᴀᴄʜɪᴏɴᴇʟ (@bachelruckley) October 13, 2018
7. Spoiling the Sunday dinner
Roast dinner without gravy.#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 13, 2018
8. Scottish nationalism south of the border
NE Hampshire – SNP Gain #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Above Average Dad (@ScotsFox71) October 13, 2018
9. Stop messing with our sweets
#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words The Toblerone goes Square pic.twitter.com/U3g8hiwqBN
— Edmondo Zacchini (@1KennyBania) October 13, 2018
10. The future of the NHS?
Here’s your medical bill #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) October 13, 2018
11. Annoying machines
Unexpected item, Bagging area #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/jDbxX3ySii
— Tej Singh (@TejTejTej) October 13, 2018
