There were lots of answers to this but this one was the winner by a royal mile
Over on TalkRadio Julia Hartley-Brewer had a question for her listeners about the wedding of Princess Eugenie and ‘tequila brand ambassador’ Jack Brooksbank.
Princess Eugenie gets married today… If you could give her one wedding gift, what would it be?@JuliaHB1 | https://t.co/sv3MZU4sCC pic.twitter.com/rSCZJLWKlS
— talkRADIO (@talkRADIO) October 12, 2018
And there were lots of answers like this.
A job
— Catherine Bogan (@Catherine_MaryB) October 12, 2018
A Five week wait for universal credit and Four food bank stamps that only last Twelve days.
— Cpt.Footrot (@CptFootrot) October 12, 2018
A Republic!
— Gerry Sweeney (@Gerard1960) October 12, 2018
Oh, and there was this as well.
A happy married life. Can the envious and the jaundiced please leave them alone at least for a day.
— Larry Banda (@TheLarryBanda) October 12, 2018
But really, there was only one winner. By a royal mile, obviously.
The bill. https://t.co/if4chhGlaj
— Jasmine Dotiwala (@jasminedotiwala) October 12, 2018
And just in case you’re wondering, the bill for the wedding was a reported £2m, with around 50,000 people (at the time of writing) signing up to this petition saying the taxpayer shouldn’t foot it.