People have been following this ‘sexy Halloween’ formula and these 37 are ghoulishly brilliant
The nights are getting colder, the mornings are getting darker and the shops are full of sweets being sold at twice the usual price because there’s a picture of a cobweb on the packet, which can only mean one thing – Halloween is on the way.
Naturally, people are starting to think about what they should wear for the occasion; I’m going with an ensemble I like to call “my own clothes and an air of unapproachability”, but some people might prefer to take the advice of voice artist, writer and funny person, @SummerRay.
Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) October 9, 2018
It’s a simple formula, yet it presents so many wonderful possibilities, like these ones.
1.
Sexy Real Job. https://t.co/SOqlNrfypD
— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) October 11, 2018
2.
Sexy Being Found Dead mid-wank by my Mum https://t.co/irYticxDbu
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) October 9, 2018
3.
Sexy going back in time to kill baby Hitler but he easily defeats me https://t.co/2KiaBwHdoh
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 11, 2018
4.
Sexy being unable to maintain and/or sustain an erection https://t.co/LPnrtwbyHO
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) October 11, 2018
5.
Sexy Ed Sheeran's hot breath on the back of my neck https://t.co/cyEKTd3ou0
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) October 11, 2018
6.
sexy tommy robinson on television https://t.co/hs2SdHg4lO
— Dan Hett (@danhett) October 11, 2018
7.
Sexy Multiple Favs But No Retweets https://t.co/Lx9n8V4GMI
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 11, 2018
8.
Sexy Going Broke and Having to Move Back to My Hometown https://t.co/Adw45vyHE2
— Brian “UN Climate Change Report” Gaar (@briangaar) October 11, 2018
9.
sexy deciding to finally wear a pair of crocs, feeling good about myself but then oh no i get on an escalator and my crocs get stuck and the escalator starts eating my body and just before my lips are crushed my final words are "oh no my crocs!!!" https://t.co/YcVHeijUkX
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 11, 2018
10.
'Sexy' + Ordering a foot long turkey sub at Subway and a single onion somehow gets mixed in with the lettuce and I bite into it and get that awful onion taste in my mouth ruining the entire meal https://t.co/LntNj4fJZ1
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 12, 2018
11.
Sexy Flanders https://t.co/Wa776LPGLC
— IGotChuSuckaa (@IGotChuSuckaa) October 11, 2018
12.
Sexy Laptop Confiscation https://t.co/DwiJgk8PVw
— Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) October 10, 2018
13.
Sexy somebody actually asking a question when I get to the end of a presentation and say "Any questions?" https://t.co/qo70VYeN8U
— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) October 10, 2018
14.
"Sexy My Phone Going Off in the Theatre" https://t.co/iuDysel448
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) October 11, 2018
15.
Sexy never being financially stable enough to choose my own furniture https://t.co/VjwQEFMiqc
— Janina's been dead for 15 years (@J9andIf) October 11, 2018
16.
Sexy Someone Getting Out a Guitar https://t.co/X1UA5DyVh1
— Alice Jones (@alicevjones) October 11, 2018
17.
Sexy anime tiddies popping up when browsing Twitter in public https://t.co/xKVOf1CUX0
— fartownik (@cristovo017) October 11, 2018
18.
sexy Putting A Shirt On After Getting Out Of The Shower Despite Still Being Wet Why Dont You Dry First You Fucking Neanderthal Fuck You https://t.co/x3iaTcyOEN
— junk (@gurrlswurld) October 11, 2018
