A woman tried to paint men as victims and it became a meme – the 26 funniest
The only way you can have missed what’s been happening with the whole #metoo movement and Judge Kavanaugh in particular is if you live in a cave – in which case, well done for getting a data signal. One American woman saw everything that happened between Kavanaugh and Dr Christine Blasey Ford and decided that men are the ones being victimised.
This was her – now deleted – post.
In case that’s difficult to read, she said this.
“This is MY son. He graduated #1 in boot camp. He was awarded the USO award. He was #1 in A school. He is a gentleman who respects women.
He won’t go on solo dates due to the current climate of false sexual accusations by radical feminists with an axe to grind. I VOTE. #HimToo”
As you can imagine, this position didn’t go down well with a lot of people – happily, many of them had a bit of fun with it and these are the 26 most hilarious.
1.
This is MY son. He singlehandedly runs a small hotel. He's a homeowner. He knows a boy's best friend is his mother. He goes a little mad sometimes. He won't go on solo dates due to the current climate of false accusations by radical anti-shower-stabbing feminists. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/qSYY7Cy46E
— Night of the Living Marble (@living_marble) October 8, 2018
2.
This is My son. He graduated #1 in his class at Nazareth High. He is a gentleman who loves women and respects virgins like his mother. He is afraid to go on solo dates with women because he is afraid they will lie and say he made them wash his feet.
That, plus he’s gay.#HimToo pic.twitter.com/sMR88fggAQ— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 9, 2018
3.
This is my son, the Titan Cronus. He castrated me with a sickle and threw my testicles into the sea. He won’t go on solo dates anymore as it is prophesied that he will be overthrown by his own son, just as he overthrew me. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/Ql9NaVyOlW
— pixelated (something halloween-related) (@pixelatedboat) October 9, 2018
4.
This is my son. He’s a large adult holding an enormous gun. Sometimes he kills elephants for fun. Is he even divorced yet? He thinks he’s the future of the Republican Party. He once dmed with Julian Assange. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/7Lt3EyDyI4
— Molly Jong☠️Fast (@MollyJongFast) October 9, 2018
5.
This is my son. He is a gentleman who treats ladies with respect. He’s afraid to date right now because of the current climate. Seriously, because of the actual climate his future kids won’t be able to survive. I vote. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/pxefN68aNZ
— Luna Malbroux (@LunaisAmerica) October 9, 2018
6.
This is MY son. He graduated #1 in army camp. He was awarded the Marksmanship and sand racing award. He was #1 in A school. He is a gentleman who respects Mother. He won’t go on solo dates because he loves his Mother. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/9gKhz8tVpk
— The HAM lawyer (@thehamlawyer) October 8, 2018
7.
This is MY son. He graduated #1 from the school of hard knocks. He lives in a plastic bubble because he has a rare disease. He won't go on dates with women (whom he respects as much as plastic) due to the bubble and also almost certainly being gay. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/0HFwezp4FC
— Gladstone (@WGladstone) October 8, 2018
8.
This is MY son. He graduated #1 from the University of Tannhäuser Gate. He was awarded three c-beams. He was #1 in murder. He won't go on solo dates due to the current climate of false accusations of wanting more life, father. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/PuL01b1Fzc
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) October 9, 2018
9.
This is my son. He was #1 on the charts. He won’t go on solo dates even though he never gave up, let you down, run around, or deserted you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie nor hurt you #HimToo pic.twitter.com/Q5sMpGIVR3
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 8, 2018
10.
THIS IS MY SON HE WONT GO ON DATES WITH WOMEN BECAUSE WAIT BLOODY HELL THIS IS ANNE OF CLEVES! HOW DO I DELETE THIS?! #HimToo pic.twitter.com/cUhBmg96Rt
— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) October 8, 2018
11.
This is my son, processing his reaction to being told what his next trip to the vet will entail. He will no longer go on dates, because, well. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/YNERn94mGP
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 8, 2018
12.
This is MY son. He graduated #1 in his last round of crash testing. He received a high-impact award thanks to his enlarged ribcage. He is a gentleman capable of withstanding hurricane-force winds. He won't go on solo dates because he needs a team to support his head. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/0Wfo7OA8Qx
— Even Scarier Low IQ Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) October 8, 2018
13.
This is MY son. He is the Zodiac Killer. His father killed John F. Kennedy. He has never had sex with a human women. He won't go on solo dates due to restraining orders. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/AZDQtl8u8X
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) October 8, 2018
