Just 21 brilliantly random overheard snippets of conversation
As we go through life. our paths cross with so many other people’s that the map of it would look like the result of letting a toddler loose on a wall with an indelible marker – or a Donald Trump artwork. Naturally, we can’t help but overhear what these people are saying, which is often incomprehensible because it’s such a small snapshot, but every now and then, these snippets are worth sharing – like these 21.
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https://twitter.com/rosamund371/status/1045866969226862592
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https://twitter.com/MarissaaaRuth/status/1044642646004834304
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“It was a Star Wars type of thing… fighting dragons and that sort of thing.”
Overheard at the MoMA
— Melissa Richardson (@misty_c_rich) September 28, 2018
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A conversation I overheard in my classroom today:
Gavin: What kind of language do you think dogs understand best?
Mattie: uhh English?
Gavin: No, baby voice. They love baby voice.— Kalli Ramsey (@rallikamsey) September 29, 2018
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"I'm TELLING you, Donald Glover IS Childish Gambino" -overheard at party happening above me
— (b)adeline (@trashxgoblin) September 29, 2018
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best thing i have overheard in a long time just happened.
dude 1: “man, if you haven’tve texted me, i was gonna to bed at like 9.”
dude 2: “yea, i was actually hoping you wouldn’t respond so that i could go to bed.”
both: “well…. shit.”— Nathan K. (@nathankmusic) September 29, 2018
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"Passersby are trying to save a baby raccoon from floating away."
Overheard on the scanner— Derek Turner (@DCT_Sports) September 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Dalton_Raccoon/status/1045098264557572096
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“Just put it in your luggage and see what happens” – some dude I overheard giving another dude undoubtedly terrible advice
— Liz Climo (@elclimo) September 26, 2018
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Just overheard a woman telling what I thought was a child, “I don’t have time for this. You don’t need to eat pizza. Come on.”
She was talking to her dog.
— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) September 27, 2018
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overheard on the scanner, in an unbelievably calm voice: "i do have an albino python or a boa i'm fighting with right now"
— ArgusLeader911 (@Argus911) September 26, 2018
