32 hilarious pisstakes to get you all fired up for the return of The Apprentice
Like that greasy patch on the wallpaper that you thought you’d covered up with paint, BBC One’s business-themed reality show/elimination game, The Apprentice, is back. The BBC’s Press Office alerted us to this development with a series of tweets in this format.
“Call me Google…” #TheApprentice https://t.co/eAAqGCvCuE pic.twitter.com/4SsC7JC1qo
— BBC Press Office (@bbcpress) September 25, 2018
Yes – that’s really what it says. We won’t make you look at them all, but they follow on as a thread from that one if you feel you must. What we will show you, however, are these parody versions which tell you everything you need to know about the upcoming series – apart from when it starts and what time it’s on.
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Great to have The Apprentice back pic.twitter.com/sslzd6kzrw
— rick (@rickburin) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/mVY36WqOnI
— rick (@rickburin) September 25, 2018
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Some of the contestants on the new series of #TheApprentice look awesome pic.twitter.com/8B0HKhiEeD
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 25, 2018
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The new series of #TheApprentice looks a bit full on. pic.twitter.com/NDgg8yPsBm
— David Llewellyn (@TheDaiLlew) September 25, 2018
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Can't believe they've gone through and back-dated these for all The Apprentice contestants. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/sRHRNy9Q22
— Phil Chapman (@IAmPhilChapman) September 25, 2018
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Football managers as #TheApprentice contestants. pic.twitter.com/sWEj053Ebg
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I’m actually 12. Don’t tell my mum or I’ll get done” pic.twitter.com/KhdK7OJAgi
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I’m more of a choc-chip dipshit” pic.twitter.com/WAsUNSr0Ol
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice Foxtons Employee Of The Week, Carlisle, May 2015 pic.twitter.com/SB0SCTTJDm
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice Harry Potter – The Accountancy Years pic.twitter.com/T4elUqoIDM
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I have a court order banning me from drinking Jagerbombs in Plymouth” pic.twitter.com/zRC0hjTvBK
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I once sublet my flat for two years because there was a Daddy-Long-Legs in the sink” pic.twitter.com/aUxs4DCKoc
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I love war. Is that fair? All I love is fair. War is fair. I fair love. Help me.” pic.twitter.com/tcq6CupPbY
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I mean business. I didn’t spend £150 in Next on this outfit for nothing” pic.twitter.com/mYnr5jmUkz
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I use made-up portmanteau words like ‘mumpreneur’. I am a gobshidiot” pic.twitter.com/jKWN4k9u8s
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018
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#TheApprentice “I once touched a girl’s boob. Nipple and everything.” pic.twitter.com/cwvVkD8yx5
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 25, 2018