If you think this building looks a bit rude, wait until the fireworks start

There’s a might impressive erection in China and people can’t stop talking about it. It’s something called the Guangxi New Media Centre in the south-east of the country and you might see an unfortunate resemblance.

Not seen it yet? Try this angle.

But that’s nothing compared to what it looks like at night. Check a load of this.

Yes, you’ve got it now. Everyone’s got it now …

The fireworks display coincided with the full moon festival although, like a digital viagra, the effects may have been given some artificial help.

Still, does look like a cock and balls, doesn’t it?

Oh dear, there was more.

That’s probably enough of that sort of thing for now.